ones who did not survive. for "nightline," jake tapper in washington. the heroes, thanks to jake. thank you for watching abc news. jimmy kimmel is up next. we will see you here tomorrow.

>> jimmy: i am jimmy kimmel with a word about windows phone 8 from microsoft. the only phone that uses live customizable tiles that allow you to make your phone as unique as you are. to show you more it is time to play "guess that famous character." [ cheers and applause ] and tonight, ctestant one, a gentleman we picked from studio audience, jose. where are you from? >> san diego, california. >> jimmy: jose from san diego. and our resident celebrity expert, yehya, ready to do battle, yehya?

you know every celebrity there is? >> y know me. >> jimmy: thank you, yehya. the start screen of a famous character's phone. guess who this phone belongs to based on customizable tiles. you will see three tiles. and the first clue is the weather channel app. it says north pole, negative 26 fahrenheit. blizzardy. your second clue from the friend tile. that clue says, argggh, argggh. and for a final clue. one of more of the famous friend tiles. t-minus 41 days till liftoff. ho-ho-ho, xoxo, santa. do you have a guess who this famous character is? >> mike tyson? [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: jose, do you have a guess? >> rudolph the red nosed

reindeer. >> jimmy: that is right! >> announcer: jose has won the smart phone reinvented around you. >> jimmy: look at this! [ cheers and applause ] do reindeers hop? jimmy kimmel live with christina applegate, kirstie alley! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ female announcer ] for everything your face has to face. face it with puffs ultra soft & strong.

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>> jimmy: thank you. i will say this -- you are here tonight on probably the most special night of the year. it's my birthday tonight! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'm pretty excited about it too. i got a lot of gifts and card from my family, co-workers today, it was very nice. i also got a few of those animated online birthday greetings, do you get those? i think they come from older people. someone, your information on a website. every year at stroke of mid night you get an e-mail with a lynn tubing a video of a dog wearing a birthday hat barking. raise the woof on your birthday.

that kind of thing. and this goes on for years after you die by the way. it doesn't stop. remember when you had to make a little effort to wish someone a happy birthday. at least go to a cvs, find a card, sneezing, coughing, diseased people on the way to the pharmacy in the back of the store. that was a sacrifice. now it takes no effort at all. send one of the stupid video e-mails. post a quick message on facebook. i got an e-mail asking me to go to a website to enter my birthday so the site can send my friend a reminder of when my birthday is. at that point i decided to skip the middleman and wish myself a happy birthday, everyone! [ cheers and applause ] tonight, it was a dreaded double elimination night on "dancing with the stars." you know every year before the season begins i make a good sized wager on one of the contestants. i predicthe winner.

i had a lot of success with it. i earned the title, nostradancemus. and i selecte a handsome dancer, named gilles marini, $1,000, for him to win. $5,000 i would win if he won. happy with his performance. gilles last night, 29 and 29.5 out of possible 30. yet when it was team to send the stars home tonight, those eliminated were, kirstie alley who did honestly deser off to l. she didn't dance well. and gilles marini. very nice. they ruined my birthday. thank you, abc. both eliminees will be here. and restitution will be made. and financially. maybe they will do chores to work it off. i don't know. we will figure it out. have you been following the sex scandal involving general david

petraeus. unless you have been paying close attention it is a little bit confusing. i want to explain it to everyone else. so come with me, follow me here. now, you can see we have -- we spent thousand of dollars on this graphic. here is my understanding of the situation so far. this man, general david petraeus. that's him. is married to this woman, holly petraeus. okay. but he was having an affair with this woman, whose name is paula broadwell. all right. now, nobody knew about this until paula broadwell sent some vaguely threatening e-mails to this woman, jill kelly. i'll write jill there. a social hostess for the military who lives in florida. the e-mails which turned out to have win sent by paula broadwell accuse jill kelly of touching this general underneath a table. so,kelly contacted a friend, fbi agent.

yet to be identified. but we will call him fox. so she contacts fox. who is with the fbi fox refers the threatening e-mails to the fbi cybercrime unit which opens an investigation. during the investigation, the fbi also uncovered what they call inappropriate communication between this man. another general, general allen. and jill kelly, the woman, who actually started the investigation. is now being investigated herself. and to make things even weirder, the unidentified fbi agent that she contacted in the first place was barred from this case because he reportedly sent jill kelly shirtless photographs of himself. and the fbi was concerned he had become obsessed with jill kelly, not unlike the way this agent is obsessed with this suspect on

the show homeland. do you understand? and then, of course, you start adding justin bieber in there, you put selena gomez in, you have got robert pattinson, running around with holly, and you have kristen stewart in the mix and we have a real mess on our hand is what i'm saying. [ cheers and applause ] see -- it's more confusing than season four of "lost." this is interesting. general petraeus and, broadwell had a nifty trick for hiding correspondence. set up anonymous e-mail accounts. wrote letters, save them as drafts. the other person was log in and look in the drafts fold tire read the letter that way they never sent anything, so no e-mail trail. pretty cool except for the fact that they found e-mails immediately. it's interesting that he did resign. and you know this kind of behavior it is inappropriate. but should people be losing their jobs over it. general allen supposed to be

supreme commander of nato, now depriving ourselves of two military men, because one screwed around and one sent questionable. imagine if this happened in world war to, sorry, general, this will have to wait, we found your ashley madison password. >> never e-mail, meet with a biographer, and to be safe, lose the penis. right? >> right. >> burn this. destroy it. thank you. as you may be aware the final "twilight" movie comes out friday. which means you can finally have your moms back. the final film called "twilight saga breaking dawn 2." the big focus of this one is daughter of edward and bela, a little girl, steals the movie. take a look at this. the kid really knocks it out of the park.

>> i have a bad habit of underestimating you. >> i thought we would be safe forever. but forever isn't as long as i hoped. >> i have to report a crime. the cullens they have done something terrible. >> she was born. she grows every single day. [ cheers and applause ] >> i've never been afraid of vampires. [ cheers and applause ] >> last night on the show, we have a story about eric hartsberg, eric lives in indiana.

couple weeks ago he went on e-bay and auctions part of his face. the highest bidder paid $15,000. this is what he picked, the romney/ryan campaign logo. i have a lot of questions about this. we got in touch with eric. he is with us, live via skype. there he is. >> hey, happy birthday! >> jimmy: have you ever heard of henna? >> i have indeed. >> jimmy: how did this happen? take us through the whole thing? >> back in september i placed the forehead on e-bay up for auction. the winning bidder, was $742. wanted me to got a tattoo of a penis on my head. whoo-hoo. >> jimmy: you did not do that, i see? >> i couldn't do anything.

like that. >> jimmy: you put your forehead back up for sale. >> i thought would be the most pertinent thing in the news right now. well, then -- the election. i guess i got a winning bidder. >> jimmy: you went to the republican party and said i will do this if you pay me. they paid you $15,000 to do this? >> it was, two guys, both republicans, worked the republican party, worked the election poll since i was about 22 years old the i knew a guy, hey, here we are now. >> jimmy: did you ever kid just putting a sign on your lawn like a normal person? >> no, see, the romney campaign didn't care enough about indiana. they figured they had that won. >> jimmy: what did your wife say about this? >> the wife, she hated it, of

course. >> jimmy: have you kiddconsider morphing your tattoo into a butterfly? >> absolutely not. i heard all about it. get it switched. la lasered off. i don't think the laser is covered under obamacare. i am stuck with it. >> jimmy: how long will you keep the tattoo? >> the rest of my life. >> jimmy: you realize in 11 years, no one is even going to remember mitt romney, right? it's -- you will have to explain it. are you going to sell any more space on your face, any of that real estate available? >> the forehead space is a available. i am hoping that i stay for a few more years. here is to rubio and ryan, running with the double rs next election. >> jimmy: any way, maybe ronald reagan will come back. >> oh, yeah!

>> jimmy: just say you did it for him. at least you will have a fun conversation piece for thanksgiving for the rest of your life. thank you for talking with us, eric, appreciate your time. an individual. [ cheers and applause ] he is all right with it, i guess. and hope you are all prepared for national unfriend day, a holiday, every november 17th, i give you an opportunity to unfriend anyone on facebook who is not actually your friend. most people have some where between like four and 30 friend in your life. facebook friend can go into the thousand. time to get rid of them. these are the people you should unfriend first. went through a few last night. a friend we have all been dealing with lately, the overpolitical friend. everything this person posts is angry and politically oriented. they share links to huffington post articles you are never

going to read. jam your political opinions into things that have nothing to do with politics. lakers fire coach mike brown, nice work on unemployment, obama. we don't go on facebook to hear you pontificate. we go on facebook to find out how fat our exes got. that person. unfriend. another one, the instagrame, pseudo artsy photographs of the food they order. and feet. picture of dinner. picture of their feet. picture of their dinner. picture of their feet. dinner. feet. dinner. feet. sunset. feet in front of the sunset. unfriend. next person. the super model. this is the girl who posts lots of candid photos of herself that and candidate at all in which she looks very sexy in every day situations. at the dmv.

another day at the office. snack time. we get it. you are hot. you are unfriended. it's easy. and it will make you feel great. it's look cleaning out your attic, instead of clothes, instead of throwing out clothes you are throwing out people. to help others understand national unfriend day, i am asking you to send me a video, 20 second or less, and why you are losing your least favorite face book friend. record the video on the web-cam, upload, hey jimmy kimmel meet my best unfriend. we can find it. pick the best ones. play it on the show. title hey jimmy kimmel meet my best unfriend. and watch for a message from ussen the next day or so. we need to contact you. the sort of thing we were looking for. we went on hollywood boulevard and asked people walking by who their worst facebook friend is. as we found out thanks to facebook, much of america is bubbling with rage. >>,0 tell us your name? >> julie. >> are you on face book?

>> yes. >> who is your worst face book friend? awe m >> mary. >> what does mary do? >> mary complains, about everything all the time. it could be drizzling. talking about a big snowstorm or something. comments negative on everything. my friend had a baby. diapers, milk, expensive. you have to buy formula, wipe baby's butts. nothing is positive out of her mouth. >> want to say good-bye to mary. >> bye, mary. >> who is your worst friend on facebook? >> has to be my dad. being a bachelor for the better part of 20 years. puts inappropriate things up, half naked women. porn sites not sort of thing. >> who is your worst face book friend? >> my neighbor kolette. >> what sorts of things? >> on 23 hours a day. blogs about her granddaughter and psycho son. aened and i really don't give a

[ bleep ]. >> tell us about your worst friend on face book? >> my cousin kizzie. >> what does kizzie do? >> my baby got new teeth, sweater, pair of jordans. i don't give a [ bleep ]. >> are you on facebook? >> i am on facebook? >> who is your worst friend on facebook? >> one of the street dude. he think it cool, when some body passed away. dawg, i got to prepare myself. i deon't want to see that. eating dinner. seeing body, all that. no more of that. >> what is your name? >> j-bo. >> j-bo. >> you know, that's my people. we're from the west side. west side of saint louis. and holding it down for my people and stuff. and this dude -- if he wouldn't beep eating cereal, wouldn't bother you.

he do that, man. >> you stop eating cereal. you stop uploading pictures of people in coffins. come together. >> cool. cool. >> jimmy: all right. [ cheers and applause ] we have a good show tonight. we have two castoffs from "dancing with the stars," kirstie alley and gilles marini are here with their partners maks chmerkovskiy and peta murgatroyd. we have music tonight from youngblood hawke, and we'll be right back with christina applegate, so stick around. [ woman ] my washer had a foul odor that made the whole room stink. [ woman #2 ] even my laundry started to get a funny smell. [ female announcer ] just three uses of tide washing machine cleaner will help remove odor-causing residues and leave your high-efficiency washer clean and fresh. clean laundry starts with a clean washer. welcome home.

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awe >> jimmy: tonight on the program, the two celebrity dancers eliminated from "dancing

with the stars" tonight are here with their partners -- kirstie alley and gilles marini and their partners maks chmerkovskiy and peta murgatroyd. and then with music from this self-titled ep, youngblood hawke from the bud light stage. tomorrow night, we'll be joined by martin short, from the movie "life of pi," suraj sharma and we'll have music from ne-yo. and on thursday mel brooks, jake tapper, and music from jason aldean. on a sidenote, we have a charity auction run right now to benefit victims of hurricane sandy. if you go to charitybuzz.com you can bid on the desk i sat behind during our shows in brooklyn two weeks ago. it is signed by me, david letterman, jon stewart, and stephen colbert. bidding's currently at $22,000. the auction ends tomorrow at 1:30 eastern time, so if you want to bid, you better get on it. and if you're not in the market for furniture that's been scribbled on, you can still help out by donating any amount of money you like to the hurricane sandy relief effort at redcross.org. please do. >> jimmy: our first guest has graduated from beloved tv daughter kelly bundy to beloved

tv mother the television circle of life, her show, "up all night," it her show, "up all night" airs thursdays at 8:30 on nbc, please say hello to christina applegate. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> hi. all right. i know it is your birthday. i didn't want you to think i forgot. which i didn't. so i brought you, this is a candle. >> jimmy: yes. electric candle. >> this is a pillow. >> jimmy: thank you. that's nice. it's already, already got a stain on it. that's nice. where did this come from? >> the dressing rooms. >> jimmy: from the dressing rooms. that is very, very thoughtful.

thank you so much. >> my dressing room. really my gift to you. >> jimmy: you are right. a good way of looking at it. how are you doing? >> everything is wonderful. >> jimmy: you are on hiatus? >> yeah, long three-month hiatus while the show goes through a metamorphosis. >> jimmy: metamorphosis. how much is going to happen? >> a big one. >> jimmy: everyone will still be on it i hope? >> they're going to do it just with kids. none tough us are actually going to be on the show. they are going to change us into a multi-cam show. >> jimmy: from single camera. >> to having more cameras. >> jimmy: do people know what that means i guess. >> what it means, we are going to have like an audience. >> jimmy: a live audience there. will you like that? [ cheers and applause ] >> i did that for i think 27,000

years. so, i am very, comfortable in that arena. and on snl, will has done that. all kind of comfortable in that. >> jimmy: when you would walk out on "married with children" all the animals in the audience would make, horrible, terrible, embarrassing sounds. >> it was flattering like the first time. then it just got like a little sick. i would be like, i am 16. pigs! >> jimmy: always seemed like a weird thing. >> so weird. and they were always drunk. i am not kidding the audience was always drunk. and like, you and you. and then it got from screaming to like, profanities would happen. and had to stop and be like guys we are trying to film a television program. >> jimmy: you are making this show more like that. >> yeah, a lot of that. fine. do it. bring it on. >> jimmy: terrific. how old is your daughter now? >> she is 21 months.

>> jimmy: did halloween mean anything to her? >> yes, she is starting to get into holidays. it's wonderful. she dressed up. she loves bubbles. we made her the bubbles bottle. >> jimmy: bubbles the chimp, michael jackson owned. >> she loves that. but she is really, really into santa claus right now. g >> jimmy: she is? >> the santa doll and reindeer doll. if she doesn't have it she gets really pissed off. i kind of pre, don't want to say the word, i want to say about teaching her about santa claus. >> jimmy: what is the word? trying to figure it out. >> preejaculated. in my head. started teaching her about santa claus. i am nervous she will not love him, by the time we got to christmas. >> she loves him so much.

we hear on the monitor, her singing jingle bells in her sleep. singing santa is coming to her town. in her sleep. >> jimmy: wow, that's cute. >> one time she yelled out joe biden which was totally weird. she did. that's not a bit. >> jimmy: what do you mean she yelled out joe biden? >> not kidding. she was sound asleep. all of a sudden you hear -- joe biden! >> jimmy: what? >> and we are like -- did she just yell out joe biden? and then she yelled out mitt romney confuses me. and then -- >> jimmy: wow. that's when you know you are watching too much cable news. >> yes, i know. fair and balanced guys. >> jimmy: does she come to work with you? >> yeah, she does. i try to get her there every day. from 6:30 until i am in bed. >> jimmy: what does she do there, a play area set up?

>> play area attached to my room. all the kids will come. maya has kids. will has the kids. tons of kids. >> jimmy: attached to your room? >> you should get it attached to will's room next. >> this next incarnation, i think that is going to be. >> jimmy: so your dressing room is adjacent to a nursery essentially? >> yes it is. it is fine. adorable. >> jimmy: it is good. >> it brings life and joy into our own little. >> jimmy: yes, keep telling yourself that. yes. yes. we will take a quick break right now. christina applegate is here. her show is called "up all night." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back -- more with christina applegate. gilles marini will be here shortly. on his way over. and "up all night" is on while you are on hiatus. >> with one camera. >> jimmy: the more cameras, the more viewers what they say. >> that's what they say. >> jimmy: stevie nicks was on your show? >> she was last year. >> jimmy: how does that happen? >> how does anything with stevie nicks happen. it is always whimsical. she called us and wanted to be on the show. >> jimmy: wow. >> i came up with the idea it would be reagan had a fantasy to

be singing with her. at the end there was a fantasy sequence. and, and it is stevie and i actually singing "edge of 17." >> jimmy: nice. >> it was very cool. aired a year ago. you can google it. >> jimmy: she called you? >> she called. when she came to set to do the wardrobe stuff. she brought me her belladona white outfit and her shoes and her jewelry and everything that she wore like 30 years ago. that's what i got to wear. >> jimmy: really? >> in this video. >> jimmy: she has it at her fingertips. >> she has it in a vault. it hasn't come out of the vault in 30 years. and i got to wear it. >> jimmy: you got to wear it or were told to wear it. >> i got to wear it. first of all the most beautiful thing you have ever seen in your life. the second you put it on, there is a wind machine on you there is like a magical wind machine. that happens. ♪ stand back stand back you know what i mean? you are that person. you are twirling.

you can't stop twirling. >> jimmy: were there big candles in that, or the police video? >> there is always big candles. >> jimmy: how is it candles don't go out when the machine goes on? maybe they're these candles. >> there you go. it was amazing. she had to come to our house. we have a studio at the house and record our vocals. and she has her background singer. she was teaching me all the harmonies. it was all just too much. too much for me. >> jimmy: does she continue to come over? >> she hasn't come over in a while. but she writes letters. she likes to write letters. >> jimmy: for real? >> sends them in the mail. >> jimmy: on paper. and folds them? >> fold them. puts them in the little thing -- you know? and they arrive at your house. >> jimmy: it really is weird living in california isn't it? >> you open it like that, as you do with a letter. >> jimmy: with what, a spoon? >> with a pinky. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> or the tip of the shoes. >> jimmy: tip of the shoe.

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>> jimmy: as disappointed as mitt romney was about last tuesday's election results, tonight i am ten times as disappointed. i lost a lot of money tonight, and someone is going to be held accountable. from "dancing with the stars," along with their dance partners maks and peta, please welcome gilles marini and kirstie alley. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tell me what your emotions are right now? because i am wondering who is more disappointed me or you guys? >> i'm disappointed. >> gilles when you found out i chose you that you were the

chosen one. >> jimmy: wait? wait a minute. >> something in his mouth. >> jimmy: in the briefcase. it was unlocked. >> i was so happy. >> jimmy: did you feel that was too much pressure i put on you? >> hell, yeah. >> jimmy: are you angry? >> you said two got eliminated. one deserved to. it wasn't him. you jinxed me. i was here, five days ago. >> jimmy: you were just here. if it makes you feel belttter, set a pattern, and you should come back every week. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now you two in the back here, this is something, you are dating. this is real dating, not the hidden dating that usually goes on on the show where you are quietly humping each other in the corner.

>> this is amazing. i am upset. i can't even get eliminated by myself. i have to share the elimination stage with another couple. it wasn't any couple. this is great. >> jimmy: timing worked out perfectly. the two of you can be together to do whatever beautiful things you are going to do. >> we don't live on the "dancing with the stars" set. prescription >> jimmy: do you live together? you can't get married, peta -- it's too many consonants, not a reasonable name. >> the kids will look great. >> jimmy: the kids will come dancing out of the womb. kirstie, were you disappointed? i dent thon't think you were disappointed. i think you had enough of the dancing. >> i can't say it was unexpected. the caliber of daernncers up th. i was more -- they got voted

off. >>. >> jimmy: almost perfect score. >> we almost never get perfect. >> accumulation of the last two weeks. >> jimmy: i don't like accumulation. it is nonsense. >> i don't like the word elimination. i think we should go and eliminate on the stage next week. all of us, for real. >> jimmy: that would be something. >> i know they doubled the security on stage now. >> jimmy: that would be some stunt. that would be huge for ratings. >> never seen it before on a show. >> jimmy: i have never seen it either. christie is there any truth to the rumor that you will be the next bachelorette on abc? >> can i be part of it? >> no, i would not ever do that. i don't want to kiss 22 people. >> jimmy: 25. >> 25, whatever. i don't. i think cheryl burke should be it though. seriously. she is looking for love. she is looking for love. i'm looking for money. >> jimmy: "the bachelor."

if you are looking for love. the bachelorette is probably not the right place to find it. is what we have seen. we are done with the dancing now. or will you guys consider another season of dancing with the, all stars if they do it again? >> no. >> jimmy: no. >> for me personally not unless they have people that are just really bad. >> jimmy: you want to have people that are limited in their abilities. >> horrible dancers, seriously horrible. >> jimmy: you want to compete against them. i feel like the queen all the time. this year was a little rough. because i mean these guys, come on, seriously, what are we doing? i can't -- >> jimmy: now, maks, you said at the beginning of this year that you might not come back next year. are you going to come back to the show next year? >> jimmy, come on, man. i probably have no choice because i am still in the

contract. >> jimmy: i see. if you -- if you had your way you would not come back to the show? >> i don't know who out there can top this, you know? >> jimmy: you feel like you peaked with kirstie. >> i feel like i need two partners next season to peak kirstie alley. >> jimmy: you want a menage a trois on the dance floor? >> all the time. >> jimmy: peta, you belter head for the hills. we have a tradition on the show. typically one couple out here. since we have two couples we will do things differently. go out to our parking lot right now, where he is standing by. this is all star, we are using, a wood chipper instead of burning of the shoes. and, you have one pair of shoes, and we have also hired a, another guchillermo. a secondary.

and gentlemen. do what you are assigned to do. guys, tonight you are eliminated from "dancing with the stars." and now your shoes pay the price. ♪ ♪ guillermo placed it in the wood chipper. and guillermo, a little push. ened and there they go. america has spoken. thank you so much for being here. >> happy birthday. >> jimmy: thank you. yeah, thanks a lot. >> how much i owe you? >> jimmy: $1,000. we'll talk about it after the show. maks, peta, thank you for being here. we'll be right back with music from youngblood hawk! [ cheers and applaus

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>> jimmy: this is their self-titled ep, here with the song "we come running," youngblood hawke! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ under a pale blue sky

you never felt so cold another sleepless night how could you ever let go ♪ ♪ how do you recognize the dirty face of gold behind that crooked line where you never knew you'd go ♪ ♪ headed for the open door tell me what you're waiting for look across ♪ ♪ the great divide soon they're gonna hear the sound the sound ♪ ♪ the sound when we come running never go where we belong echoes in the dead of dawn ♪ ♪ soon they're gonna know the sound the sound the sound when we come running ♪

♪ whoa oh oh-oh-oh whoa oh oh-oh-oh whoa oh oh-oh-oh the sound the sound ♪ ♪ the sound when we come running when the worlds gone quiet i see you dancing slow ♪ ♪ feeling satisfied where you never knew you'd go headed for the open door tell me what you're ♪ ♪ waiting for look across the great divide soon they're gunna hear the sound the sound ♪ ♪ the sound when we come running never go where we belong echoes in the dead of dawn ♪ ♪ soon they're gunna know the sound the sound the sound when we come running ♪

♪ whoa oh oh-oh-oh whoa oh oh-oh-oh whoa oh oh-oh-oh the sound the sound ♪ ♪ the sound when we come running days go feeling broke and tired ♪ ♪ remember always remember the sound the sound the sound ♪ ♪ when we come running the sound the sound the sound when we come running ♪ ♪